Every James Bond Girl Ranked From Worst To Best

50. For Your Eyes Only - Bibi Dahl

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Bibi Dahl (Holly-Lynn Johnson), a teenage ice-skating prodigy who's the niece of main antagonist Artistotle Kristiatos (Julian Glover), is another F-tier Bond Girl, since everything about her from Johnson's dreadful performance to her entirely grating personality is bloody infuriating.

It seems likely this character was just created to add comic relief to what is a fairly sober entry of the franchise (after all, she doesn't affect the plot in the slightest) and assuming that was the intent, she simply couldn't have fallen any flatter. She's easily the worst thing in this excellent instalment of the series.

Bibi is also the creepiest Bond Girl to date thanks to that awful scene in which she tries to seduce Bond (remember, Roger Moore was into his fifties at this point), who resists her advances as even he draws the line here.

The only positive thing one can say about this utterly maddening character is that she's not in the film that much.

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