Funnily enough, this American/Canadian/Chinese historical action movie that stars Hayden Christensen and Nicolas Cage as two former Crusaders that team up to return the Emperor to his rightful place on the throne is just awful. In fact, the only thing about it even remotely worth watching is Cage, who takes his scenery-chewing nonsense to previously untapped levels of hilarity. Wildly overacting even by his own high standards, the actor also sports one of the worst accents ever put to film as the washed-up one-eyed bandit. The real saving grace is the wig, seemingly inspired by Gene Simmons, uncomfortably and perilously perched on the top of his head, occasionally billowing around like the plastic bag from American Beauty during a series of half-assed fight scenes. Obviously, it has been a real struggle to whittle such an impressive roll-call of questionable follicular choices down to just ten, so feel free to sound off in the comments below if your favorite Nic Cage hairdo didn't make the top ten.
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