20 Upcoming Horror Movies That Are Already DOOMED

4. Don't Go in That House, B*tch!

Don't Go in That House, Bitch!
The Horror Section

Don't Go in That House, B*tch! is another upcoming film from Eli Roth, adapted from his own fake trailer of the same name which was originally shown in front of Joe Begos' new film Jimmy and Stiggs.

The trailer is entirely centered around people entering an obviously creepy house and meeting a grim end, all while Snoop Dogg repeatedly narrates the title drop to comedic effect.

It's a fun little faux trailer, but does anyone really think this has the juice for the feature length treatment?

Snoop Dogg is set to star, produce, and provide a song for the film, but beyond that we don't know too much about it. 

Roth was hoping to start shooting by this past June, but considering we haven't heard any updates since, that doesn't seem to have happened.

But even if this movie goes before cameras soon, is Roth of all filmmakers really going to make such a piecemeal concept work, especially with that tough-to-market title?

Don't be shocked if this one decays in development hell forever more and never actually gets made.

 
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