Batman and Robin
The Movie: Not everyone loved Tim Burtons take on Batman in Batman the Movie and Batman Returns. Some found it too dark, and the guys at Warners decided it needed brightening up and making more child friendly. Doing so would surely sell more action figures and hero burger meals at McDonalds (Remember those?) Enter Joel Schumacher. Yes Batman Forever was an enjoyable enough movie and mixed Burtons dark take on the series with all the best elements of the camp Adam West version. Its direct sequel was unfortunately not a good movie. Schwarzenegger must have thought that following his Twin Danny Devitos footsteps in playing a Batman villain would be a good career move. It wasnt. This also being his first return to playing a baddie since the first Terminator movie was bound to please his long time fans. It didnt. In the film, which starred George Clooney as the caped crusader, Schwarzenegger is undoubtedly the best thing. His Mr Freeze is the so bad its good element in a film where everything else is so bad its bad.
What It Says About You: You dont go out much, and when you do have been known to go out wearing a pair of red underpants over your jeans because super heroes are that important in your life. Also you would have definitely gotten that tattoo of Wonder Woman except for fear of infection. You also dont like how dark and gritty films have become these days. Everything is trying to be realistic and along the way people have forgotten that movies should be about escaping reality.
Soundbite: If Bane isnt seven foot tall with a gimp mask then Im watching the wrong film. I want the movie where Arnold is dressed like one of the Blue Man Group.
Favourite Non Arnie Movies: Fantastic Four, Green Lantern