10 Absolute Worst Pokémon - Ranked

9. Probopass

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Unless mustaches are now considered to be a sign of a species' evolution, Probopass' does not fill the criteria of being a superior being over its precursor.

In fact, Nosepass has the decency not to show itself to the world without having a clean shave first, so this so-called advanced form already loses a point for poor personal hygiene; think of all the mucus being soaked up by that big bush.

Also, legs are useless appendages, so they may as well be removed completely and replaced with mind-controlled mini-noses - see those stubs on either side of its big-nosed mug? Yeah, those - instead. Boy, what an advancement. Oh, and let's not forget the Lego-shaped hat. The pinnacle of evolution, right there.

There's a silver lining to speak of in the form of Probopass' surprisingly solid combat ability but don't kid yourself - there are stronger 'Mons out there that fill this abomination's role far more efficiently, and look better while doing it.

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