10 Awesome Video Game Weapons You Forgot You Loved

9. Blitzkrieg - Dead Rising 2

The Blitzkrieg, an electric-powered wheelchair strapped with firearms.

A wheelchair. Turned into a death machine.

To be fair, it is a relatively popular weapon in Dead Rising (hence the No. 9 spot), but not popular enough that it's overshadowed by the Paddlesaw. Oh, everyone LOOOOVES to talk about the Paddlesaw. F*ck the Paddlesaw, it can kiss my derriere.

It barely lasted long in Dead Rising 2, anyway. You chopped a small crowd and it broke. Every damn time.

Unlike the Paddlesaw, the Blitzkrieg could create some fantastically hilarious co-op moments, such as when I saved a fallen friend, who was none the wiser about the creation of this two-wheeled terminator. All he heard was a suspiciously Stephen Hawking-ish 'voice' and next thing you know, the surrounding horde was cut down like the civilians in MW2's 'No Russian' mission.

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