10 Awesome Video Games With AWFUL Titles

3. Full Metal Furies

Horizon Aloy
Cellar Door Games

Full Metal Furies is on the list for an entirely different reason to the rest here. While others are either far too long or just a bit nonsensical, Full Metal Furies is on the list because the internet has ruined us.

The title actually makes quite a lot of sense, given that the action RPG features rapid combat and lots of armour.

The problem is though that everyone reads it as Furries.

There’s probably some people out there who would love a Full Metal Furries game, but they’ll be severely disappointed by what’s actually on offer here.

It’s not even a case of a title ageing badly, as the game only came out in 2018. However, marketing was clearly not their strong point as they bizarrely decided to hide the fact puzzling was involved, despite it being half the game. It meant that those who played didn’t get what they paid for, and those who would’ve loved it stayed away.

It got some solid reviews, just not very many of them, and performed much worse than it deserved to.

Despite all this, it’s a really fun game, even if nobody seemed to play it.

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