10 Bizarre Methods To Heal Yourself In Video Games
1. The Vomit Of An Adorable Seal Larva - Kingdom Of Loathing
After killing a nightmarish "hell seal", it's precious offspring coming to hang out with you really doesn't seem so bad. It's a cute little baby seal - the stuff you used to dream about having as a pet before you realised that (unless you live in Antarctica) is tragically cruel to own.
So, a cute little baby seal that also heals you up after a difficult fight? The stuff of dreams, right?
...Right?
Well... kind of. The Adorable Seal Larva is cute, but in order to heal you, it does sort of need to throw up on you. Only a little, mind, but that's still a sacrifice you have to make if you want that sweet sweet heal. Or have stolen blood injected into you by its helpful little teeth. It's a weird time all around.
That said, how exactly a seal vomiting into your ear manages to heal you is pretty much anyone's guess, to be honest.