10 Bizarre Secret Alternate Costumes In Video Games

by Jess McDonell

1. God Of War - Dairy Bastard

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Sony

I greatly appreciate Resi’s efforts on this list but our final spot has to go to the game that put the embodiment of rage into a cute little dairy cow costume and that’s God of War.

Cast your mind back to a few entries ago when I told you that Kratos in a fish suit got his staple weapons swapped out for fishhooks. Well... it gets better.

For the Dairy Bastard costume, Kratos is given a couple gallons of whole milk to deliver smackdowns which, for those of us who are lactose intolerant, is frankly terrifying. While wearing the costume Kratos has the power of unlimited magic, and it doubles the value of any orbs Kratos obtains. It’s not all sunshine and roses, though, as your strength is reduced by 50%. Maybe it’s the udders?

This one is unlocked by beating the Challenge of the Gods and I mean, look at him, you’re going to want to do that.

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Jess has been a journalist and content creator in the games industry for over 15 years and has been WhatCulture's resident Australian import and sorry cop since 2020, upping the quotient of swearing and apologising in WhatCulture Gaming's annual blooper videos considerably. She previously worked at GameSpot for 10 years, most notably hosting GameSpot News in addition to E3 live shows, and PAX panels. She regularly livestreams a variety of games on her 'jessmcdonell' YouTube and Twitch channels and hosts the 'Do It On The Day' podcast. She has won awards for her news and feature work in gaming as well as an accolade for her comedic writing (likely an admin error). She can be found on X at @jessmcdonell and Instagram at @jessicamcdonell sharing her current videogame fixations, industry insights, and videos of her cat, Karma.