10 Cute Video Game Weapons (That DESTROYED You)
2. Mr. Toots - Red Faction Armageddon
No "Cute video game weapons" list is complete without mentioning Mr. Toots from Red Faction: Armageddon. Despite the fact this third-person shooter boasts dozens of weapons such as grenade launchers, magnet guns, plasma cannons, there is no weapon more legendary than this little horsey.
Simply put, Mr. Toots is a mini unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers from his butt. If caught in the blast, the enemy will implode into a bunch of butterflies and rainbows.
Although you can only use this powerhouse pony after completing the main storyline, it is an absolute must. Even if it wasn't super-cute and utterly ridiculous, Mr. Toots is so accurate and destructive, using him as your primary weapon makes the game a breeze.
Based on the little chap's facial expression, Mr Toots is clearly not a fan of being used as a weapon (although it's his own fault for making his butt lasers so devastating).
After using the little unicorn for a while, you'd assume the novelty of it would wear off. But no. Even after eliminating a thousand enemies with Mr. Toots, it's still hilarious watching a minuture unicorn heehawing while blasting rainbows from his ass.