10 Funniest FIFA 15 Glitches You Must See

8. Petr Œech: The Super Sub, Literally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcFr1GpcPU&feature=player_detailpage#t=35 OK, so what's going on here then? Nothing out of the ordinary, looks like a basic substitution, off goes Petr Œech, on comes Didier Drogba along with Courtois, straightforward, simple, regular and then... you know, we think Paramount pictures might be taking notes here. Their next spec script for their next atrocious summer blockbuster, taking advantage of the Superhero movie binge, this is the story of the professional footballer who woke up one morning and discovered he could fly. Based on a true story. You see, eight years ago next Tuesday, Petr Œech was playing in a football match when Reading's Stephen Hunt borderline demolished his entire head. He underwent emergency treatment and has worn protective head gear ever since. However, what we've yet to be told is that Œech's head gear was actually a prototype infused with an experimental fusion of plutonium and sodium hypochlorite, designed to encourage Œech's fractured skull bones to regrow at a rapid rate. What they didn't count on was the unfortunate side effect of completely altering Œech's biochemical makeup, allowing him to mutate into a hybrid reptile who could fly. Kudos to FIFA for getting the scoop from Paramount and rushing the development into the game so quickly. They should be less proud of forgetting to add his scaly wings. At latest word, Stephen Hunt is in negotiations to reprise his role of antagonist T.J. "Boner" Brody, despite having been thrown into the erupting volcano of Sky Bet League One mediocrity several years ago and Fabricio Coloccini is in line to play his estranged twin brother, as of yet unnamed.