3. Call of Duty
Does this really need an explanation? In fact I'm going to make stand here and keep it short, sweet and simple. The new Call of Duty that comes out this year will be terrible. It will be another god awful game with new guns and new maps that will have a short single player campaign that involves invading some Middle-Eastern country/Russia whilst firing off bullets like they're confetti at a wedding and cracking jokes with a cigar smoking SAS captain with some sort of facial hair. The multiplayer is going to be the same as EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS and will be infested with 14 year olds screaming in your ear for killing them. The only thing that will be new will be the actions they claim your mother has performed on them. It's going to be terrible, just dreadfully appalling and it's going to out-sell every single game this year. Though I'll deny it in court under oath, I'm probably going to buy it.