10 Horniest Characters In Video Games

1. Larry Laffer - Leisure-Suit Larry

The quintessential video game perv, the famously lecherous protagonist of the Leisure Suit Larry adventures is a perfect embodiment of the stereotypical video game nerd's fantasies and frustrations. Larry Laffer is a balding, 40-year-old dork who lives with his mother, and prowls the world's nightclubs, casinos and beach resorts in a bid to get laid. In fairness to the guy, he has absolutely nothing going for him, yet through a combination of running errands, cracking crap innuendo-filled jokes and deception, he manages to punch well above his weight. Sure, Larry has his share of misadventures, with many of his sexual attempts ending in him being stranded, tied up or beaten up without a pay-off, but he's a shining beacon of the 'try, try and try again' ethos. So the message to sleazebags everywhere is 'Don't give up' - keep doing what you're doing and the laws of probability dictate that you're bound to/probably (most likely not going to) get lucky eventually. Larry's career spans nearly 30 years, during which time he's been sandwiched between topless dancers, had sex in a hot tub and taken virginities- all achieved through ruthless, oily sleaziness. The fact that Larry's sole aspiration in life is to endlessly get his end away - and that he's still doing it after all this time - makes him the undisputed horniest character in video games. Are there any we missed? What are the most sex-filled games whose respective characters just couldn't get enough of?
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