10. Sell Your Organs On The Black Market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hBQjDPYPJU During the mission Have A Heart in Grand Theft Auto IV, paymaster Elizabeta Torres murders both Manny and Jay out of drug-fuelled anger, leaving Niko to dispose of the bodies. Not wanting to miss a good opportunity to cash in though, he stuffs them into the boot of his car and drives to a very shifty doctor who buys the two off of Niko to harvest for saleable organs - it'd definitely be interesting to see how that business plan fares on the Apprentice. Obviously transporting dead bodies around in your car is incredibly ill-advised; telling the cops you're taking them to a backstreet doctor to sell probably won't help your case either. To be fair, Niko does all of this with a smile on his face; when Little Jacob rings up mid-mission to see if Niko wants to go eat, Niko replies that he's already hanging out with two friends (apparently Niko is a master of comedic timing). As annoying as Manny is during his missions, being harvested and sold on the black market is a pretty grim fate for anybody. Niko stoops to some extraordinary depths in Grand Theft Auto IV; this might be just about the lowest.
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