10 IMPOSSIBLE Video Game Boss Fights (You Can Totally Beat)

Slightly cheating here, as children aren’t exactly a boss in the 1998 isometric RPG, Baldur’s Gate, however this was too bizarre a story not to share.

In the German version of the game, children are supposed to be invincible. This can be particularly annoying if you have managed to turn them hostile, and you’ll be forced to simply put up with their screaming and yelling and run away. You can try your hardest to stab them, shoot them, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, but they won’t die (the little trogs.)

However, it is possible to take a magical spell or wand and polymorph the children into squirrels. You can then very easily kill the squirrels, and watch in either cruel delight, or very normal and not-homicidal-at-all horror, as the squirrels morph back into dead children.

Remember guys, it’s just a game, it’s all in good fun, and fiction. I’m by no means implying killing kids is in any way hilarious, but you can’t disagree with how creative someone had to get to discover this.