10 INVINCIBLE Video Game NPCs You Wanted To Destroy

8. ALL THE CHILDREN - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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I know this is going to make me sound very bad, but yes I want to murder nearly every child in the Skyrim games, and you want to know why? Because the majority are entitled little a-holes who have been clearly living under a rock for the way they address your character.

The disdain that the Jarl's offspring treat you with in Whiterun is a good example of this, saying such charming things as "another wanderer, here to lick my fathers boots." Well you know what kid? Maybe I've got a foot fetish, don't kink shame me!

It's examples like these that make you wish that you could spank the little brats until their spines shot out, yet alas, any form of retaliation is prohibited because again it's probably not a good look to wish death upon children.

I will say this however, that if any of these kids take that attitude with them through to adulthood, there will be a way far bigger than those shown in this game. Naughty Step for you, little man.

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