10 Items In Video Games That Trolled You

2. The Boots of Blinding Speed - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

It would have been easy to pack this list with examples from the Elder Scrolls and Borderlands series but we’ve tried to limit ourselves. That said, ‘The Boots of Blinding Speed’ do sound pretty promising.

Of course, this is a list about items that trolled you and we’re all the way down at number two so I’m sure you’re more than a little sceptical already.

Said scepticism would be rewarded, as are you with these boots should you complete an escort quest for the Redguard rogue Pemenie. Get her to her desired location in one piece and her shoes are all yours. Now, to be fair, these boots do in fact Fortify Speed by 200 points so you are going to go fast.

The issue is, they also have a 100% Blind spell on them so you’ll be going crazy fast but with no way of controlling where or navigating. Boots of Blinding Speed. Get it?

You can use the minimap to navigate, levitate just off the ground, or use a Resist Magicka spell or item to increase the utility of these tricky shoes or you can just accept the joke and pop on some less problematic footwear.