2. I Didn't Wanna Win Anyway
And now we come to the cry of the ever petulant. This is the guy who when rejected by a girl sneers 'She's probably frigid anyway'. Following their interview for burger-flipping, (you can sing along here,) 'I didn't want it anyway'. The 'anyway' is seminal to their sentencing structure, pivotal to their phraseology, the vital verse of their vacuous vocabulary. 'Yeah I tried adding MuddledMuppet as a friend, he didn't answer, but I didn't wanna add him anyway'. Well put that trembling lip away, and pick up your teddy 'cos here's an 'anyway' just for you... You were gonna lose 'anyway'.