1. I Have More Important Things To Worry About Than Being Good At Games
Well now you're just talking rubbish. You really think you can nonchalantly stroll aver to my meanderings with an attitude like that? Decency prevents me from telling you to go s**t a cold purple tweeny and serve it up as your your breakfast but believe me those words are as much on the tip of my tongue as I wish the aforementioned tweeny is on yours. You offend me sir. Your presence and continuing ability to breathe the same air as myself and others bowing down at the Alter of Gaming curse you with the fleas of a thousand camels to feast upon your sweaty butt-crack. P.S. If you ever come across MuddledMuppet in a game spouting any of these excuses, he's an impostor. Probably.