10 Misconceptions You Have About Being A Games Journalist
2. Review Bribes Aren't Much Of A Thing
We've all heard angry accusations of Publication X being paid off by Publisher Y to up the review score for Game Z as an underhanded means of promoting the game. In actuality, this virtually never happens. It's a witch hunt with no witches. First and foremost, publishers have much more practical means of, shall we say, obscuring a game's faults than some blunt attempt to pull the wool over consumer eyes. That's what trailers are for! Secondly, no self-respecting publication would accept a bribe. It's a blatant compromise of objectivity and the resulting review would be totally worthless. Besides, for both the giver and taker of a bribe, the consequences of being found out are far heavier than the temporary gainwhich would be extremely small. After all, we're only talking about scores from the one or two sites stupid enough to accept a bribe. If publishers are guilty of any shady practice, it's setting unreasonably tall content embargoes in an effort to hide a game's mediocrity long enough for pre-orders to roll in. But even that is an uncommon tactic. A more realistic danger is how interwoven games journalists are with their subject. Indeed, the threat is subjectivity, and a subtle need to pay a project which could very well have been made by people you consider friends a compliment. Are review scores bought? Unfortunately, yes, but extremely infrequently. Of course, if a review bribe were offered to any credible publication, you'd know. That proposal would be plastered all over their front page and they'd be the most famous thing in gaming for a day. The guilty studio would be burned at the stake and the site in question would be showered in praise. And all would be right with the journalistic world.
A freelance games writer, you say? Typically battling his current RPG addiction and ceaseless perfectionism? A fan of horror but too big a sissy to play for more than a couple of hours? Spends far too much time on JRPGs and gets way too angry with card games?
Well that doesn't sound anything like me.