10 Most Inappropriate Video Game Storylines Ever Written

9. Duke Nukem Forever

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Good old Duke, a paragon of a much simpler time in masculinity, a time where men could be men and constant innuendo was the peak of humour.

Unfortunately for Duke times have changed, and there just isn't any place for the mans brash, unadulterated, and unrelentingly sexist attitude in today's society.

Yet, no matter how much the universe wanted to put him down, Duke still managed to claw his way back from the dead. Against all odds he emerged with Duke Nukem Forever, and it went about as well as anybody could have expected.

The game goes as any Duke adventure does. Aliens have invaded to abduct all of earths women, and Duke can't let that happen. The problem with the game comes once Duke finds these women, which - including his twin blonde pop star girlfriends - have been abducted with the sole purpose of breeding.

Then follows a scene where Duke watches as his topless girlfriends give "birth" to two aliens and the game drives itself straight off a cliff.

For such a jovial, carefree game the whole event is shocking, and whiplashes the tone so hard that not even Duke's tree trunk neck could survive.

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