1. Hotel Mario
Christ my arse this is dreadful. Closing doors, that's the point. Locating and then closing doors, nothing more.... Oh the CDI, how you still plague me. This is the single most boring game I've ever played in my life; probably. I know Mario isn't the best plumber in the business seeing as he spends his time doing everything but plumbing, but he sure as hell isn't a bloody doorman. The plot is Mario has bought a Hotel and..... He got it for a great price? I don't know, it isn't explained. There are normally three levels or 'flights of stairs' and you close doors... close doors... Just who the (I can't swear and it annoys me to no end) thought that would be a perfect game for Mario? Jesus donkey Christ! Who thought it would even work as a game let alone a Mario title??? Damn you CDI! You may be surprised to know there are in fact enemies in this game! That kill you with one hit and are so poorly coded, can sometimes take up to five, which is just wonderful. All the levels are pretty much the same and are on one screen so you get to enjoy the abysmal green and brown colours. Navigating through the game using the CDI controller is like using the end of my manhood to pick a lock, and the game takes forty million years to load. Needless to say, don't stay at this hotel.