8. Ghost
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise what Call of Duty character made this list. Anyone who spends that much time in a woolly balaclava with a skull knitted on it has to be a few no-scopes short of a kill-streak. The fact we never see him take it off to give his face a wash means he must be suffering from some form of neurotic obsession. How unhinged do you have to be to feel the need to hide your face away behind your aunties knit work to the point where you're no longer sure what colour the sun is. It makes all that killing he does seem very questionable. With a man like that you just don't know where you stand. Is he attaching electrodes to that terror suspects nipples because he wants to know where the bombs are hidden, or does he just like the sound of another human being squealing like a little piggy? You should never judge a man on his preferences, but when they result in a war spanning three continents, its time to call the Criminal Minds lot to stop him before he can strike again.
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