6. Cool Spot
Cool Spot had a brief spell of popularity back in the 16-bit days, in hindsight he is neither cool or really a spot. The game had him saving other spots, who just were not cool enough to stay out of trouble, he fought enemies by shooting bubbles from his hand. Basically about as dangerous as a four year old girl at a birthday party with a bubble wand. All of this adds up to make him a rather unlikely hero. I am not entirely sure how the ability to throw bubbles would be able to stop someone from taking over the world, might sting their eye a little bit but beyond that, poor old Cool Spot really is completely useless.