10 Pathetic Video Game Weapons (That Players Still Used)

2. All Sorts Of Junk - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

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Kingdom Hearts is one of the most split series in gaming history. On one hand, you've an epic tale of friendship, loyalty, and wars that span decades and cost countless lives, endangering worlds and continually threatening them with being overcome by hordes of evil.

On the other hand, Mickey Mouse is there, and you can hang out with Winnie the Pooh for as long as you like, and even net a keyblade out of doing so.

This huge contrast is what the franchise seems to thrive on, which means it makes sense that amongst the array of already semi-weird weaponry, there's some real zingers.

This is especially true in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, as each playable member of Organisation XIII has a silly weapon you're able to use as a replacement to their regular one. For example, Axel gets a big old pizza, Zexion has a laptop and a sandwich, and Marluxia gets a big old plant or a huge soup ladle.

They're not the most useful weapons, but damn if you want feel compelled to use them at least once.

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