10 Powerful Video Game Abilities Only Evil Players Unlocked

4. Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator
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There’s all kinds of havoc to be had in Goat Simulator, such as destroying garden parties, taking part in goat fighting rings and generally ruining things for the placid town of Goat Isle.

The goat isn’t necessarily framed as a “good guy” but more a neutral party, an agent of chaos through which the player can just turn their brain off and go nuts. However, the goat can gain some pretty devastating abilities that cross the line of true neutral into pure chaotic evil.

And naturally, the way to gain these powers is through demonic sacrifice. In the foothills of the mountains of Goat Isle there is a glowing pentagram. Dragging humans or dropping goats onto this enough will eventually appease whatever dark mammalian exists on the other side and grants the power of the Devil Goat.

This demonic little guy is not only faster than the standard goat but has the ability to draw nearby items together into what is essentially a black hole. Careful though, as ragdolling as the Devil Goat sends you flying sky high.

Moreover, the Devil Goat’s powers are so great that it’s practically unstable. When combined with other mutations for the goat it can even go so far as to crash the game. Now that’s power.

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