10 Reasons Mario Is Actually A Terrible Role Model

4. He's An Ego Maniac

spaceship2 Spaceship Mario is but one of a number of examples of Mario's ridiculously inflated ego, ever since he beat up a monkey twenty-two years ago he thinks he is the absolute canine's genitals. Can you imagine if when Richard Branson unveiled his Virgin Galactic space craft for the first time, it was built to look like his face? He would be a laughing stock. Mario is now so obsessed with himself that this is exactly what happens in Super Mario Galaxy 2, the narcissistic little git floats around space on his own spaceship which has been modelled on his head, this should surely be met with the same levels of derision that I received after asking my colleagues to refer to me as Emperor after a recent promotion.
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