10 Resolutions Gaming's Heroes Need To Keep

3. Kratos €“ Take An Anger Management Course

Kratos has plenty of reasons to be viciously upset. He was tricked into slaughtering his own wife and child, the Gods are denying him vengeance, the Titans have betrayed him, he constantly has to solve some of the strangest puzzles known to mankind just to progress, and he has died and escaped Hell so many times that Hades should also be on this list with a resolution of stopping people from escaping. Does Kratos really need to kill every civilian within blades reach though? I mean, some of those people are honest hard-working Olympians just trying to make ends meet in a mythological world where Minotaurs run amok throughout Athens wreaking havoc. It isn€™t their fault Kratos is suffering the wrath of the Gods. A simple solution is for Kratos to take some anger management lessons in hopes of learning who to kill, and who to let pass by. It might be too late for that considering the ending of God of War 3 though. Maybe he can seek out a psychiatrist in another lifetime.
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