10 RPG Characters We Couldn't Wait To Kill

5. Caligura (Fear & Hunger 2: Termina)

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The sheer amount of vile characters and awful deeds performed in both Fear & Hunger titles makes Dark Souls look like Super Mario. That's what makes it so impressive (depending on your perspective) that one character stands above the rest as the most hateable.  

Caligura appears in the second game, Fear & Huner 2: Termina. He's a member of the large ensemble forced to partake in the Festival of Termina, a battle royale death tournament. Most characters are reluctant to start the killing, but this vile villain has no concerns whatsoever.  

He's nicknamed "Count A**hole" by the other contestants, which sums him up perfectly. The guy has a foul mouth, hates everyone, generally behaves like a creepy psychopath, and commits some disgusting acts on the other contestants. 

One of the game's biggest challenges is that you don't want to kill anyone. But damn, this scumbag doesn't give you the same grief. 

If you take long enough to kill him in the game, he will become Moonscorched, which turns him into a monster reflective of his personality. It should come as no surprise then that his Moonscorched form is a literal ballsack. Oh, how poetic. 

 
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