10 Soulless Video Games That Are Just Slot-Machines

4. Zombie Vs Ninja

In-app micro-transactions and children; a dangerous recipe for financial ruin, and one that made headlines when one credit-card wielding child was allowed to roam free through the dreary forests of Zombie Vs Ninja, racking up £1,700 worth of bombs and pointy throwing stars. Reminiscent of a Shinobi bonus round from the good old days, this sluggish shooting gallery game is unremarkable in all respects except for it's rabid desire to make passionate love to your bank balance should you give it half a chance. Yet another pointless time-waster dripping with bile and bad intentions, Zombie Vs Ninja succeeds at not only being horrible to play and ugly to look at, but also shameless in its quest to rob you blind if you have plans to progress beyond the first few levels. Hapless garbage of the worst degree, there is nothing here that should be able to coerce fully functioning members of society to keep playing for more that a moment, let alone to spit up cash to prolong the agony. Yet somehow this trash still rakes in the cash.
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Game-obsessed since the moment I could twiddle both thumbs independently. Equally enthralled by all the genres of music that your parents warned you about.