10 Video Game Rewards For Absolutely Terrible Things

6. Death Did Us Part - Crusader Kings III

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Medieval Europe was not a fun place to live. If you didn't die a horrible death suffering from a deadly disease, you died fighting a bloody war for some good-for-nothing king.

The 2020 strategy game, Crusader Kings III, tries to recreate these joys of the Dark Ages, with things like plagues, torture chambers, and constant, never-ending wars. In fact, the game even likes to reward its players for playing in a "historically accurate" way.

One of the achievements the player can get in Crusader Kings III requires them to murder their own spouse. After you successfully join another person in a (not-so) everlasting union, you need to plan their murder, invite some conspirators into it, and then successfully carry out the plan of getting rid of your unwanted spouse in the most diabolical way possible.

This includes, but is not limited to, drowning them while on a casual stroll, shoving them off your castle's walls, and bringing a poisonous snake into your bedroom while they're asleep.

You know, typical business for your average medieval lord.

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