10 Video Game Vehicles You’d Be Crazy To Actually Use
6. Chubby Chocobo - Final Fantasy XIV
In the world of video games, athleticism isn’t restricted purely to the fit and healthy. Take Final Fantasy XIV’s Fat Chocobo mount, for instance. The MMORPG featured the mount exclusively as a collector’s piece from buying the special edition of A Realm Reborn.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, and yes, it is absolutely adorable, and I imagine it’s very comfortable sitting up there on its squishy fluffy back, but the world of FFXIV is absolutely enormous, and if you want to get anywhere fast, are you really going to get there on the back of a giant overweight chicken?
In actuality, the Chocobo is equipped with the one thing that will make it run as fast as you need it to - a fishing rod extended in front of its face, with a great big piece of broccoli tied on the end. Large and in charge, this gluttonous fluffball will take after the Gyashl Greens dangled out in front of it, and not even the laws of nature can slow this fat chocobo down.
Even better, dangle a slice of cake in front of it. You'll thank me.
