10 Video Game Vehicles You’d Be Crazy To Actually Use

4. A Whale - Tony Slopes

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SEEDTECH Studios Ltd

Have you ever wanted to race a crocodile down the side of a volcano?

I’m sure you have.

Just about everything that you can park your bum on and call a ‘vehicle’ in Tony Slopes is absolutely bonkers. The titular blue whale shown in the game’s marketing and logo is just the tip of the iceberg.

Put logic in the bin, and then put that bin inside another bin, and then board the bin and race it down a mountain.

Office chairs, pool rings, bath tubs, shopping trolleys, a double bass, Big Brenda the crocodile, and of course, a giant blue whale with a tail that defies physics. Those are just some of the boards available in Tony Slopes.

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