10 Video Game Weapons You'd Be Crazy To Actually Use

4. Knife And Fork - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

There is so much useless tat in Skyrim, from the iron weapons that are practically made redundant by the superior steel versions lying around Bethesda's sandbox, to the friendship dagger that actively heals the person you're attacking, but none of these weird and wonderful tools hold a candle to the basic knife and fork.

The non-upgradeable "weapons" deal very little damage, but at least they can be doubled up as you wield one in each hand to really dig into your enemies for a total of three whole damage points.

No one is realistically going to use them, and it seems like nothing more than a joke on Bethesda's part to actually make them weapons and not just junk that goes straight into a part of your inventory you can't use, but it's still a little funny to go around provoking people with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other.