Even a thousand lifetimes werent enough to beat this side scroller, one that insisted you die, learn from your mistakes and repeat, over and over. It gave you all the tools to win and then tipped the odds so far against you, youd be lucky to get past level two. The amount of enemies you'll put down is insane as they will come at you, again and again, from every possible angle. The action is relentless, the jumps are often blind and the boss's attacks often cover so much of the screen, youre lucky if you can last five seconds in their company. This game is about challenge, its about perseverance, its about explaining to everyone you love what caused you to strip naked and throw your faeces at the neighbours dog. If youre a glutton for punishment, dive in.
