10 Weirdest Excuses For Video Game Bosses

Can you believe the grossest video game boss that hit the no. 1 spot is from a Nintendo 64 game, of all things? Nintendo are supposed to be the happy, friendly game company of the lot.

Conker’s Bad Fur Day was anything but. It had blood, swearing, booze, and a giant mountain of doo-doo singing about how it’s made of fecal matter.

Also, its teeth are made of sweetcorn. Ugh.

Sure, you could have easily noticed at a simple glance, except this thing takes it a step further by singing a song about it. In case you want to sing along as well, lyrics are included at the bottom of the cut-scene.

The objective is to pick up the toilet rolls and toss them at the revolting creature, while avoiding the poo bombs that it throws.

Once it’s defeated, it’ll sink down the hole from which it came, to which Conker quips, “Now that’s what I call a bowel movement.”

Gosh.

There really aren’t any further justifications required here; it’s a gigantic lump of crap. What inhuman minds decided to include something of this magnitude?

Oh, of course. Rare, the creators of GoldenEye, Donkey Kong Country, Perfect Dark, and other poo-free classics.