10 Weirdest Excuses For Video Game Bosses
2. Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus - South Park: The Stick Of Truth
South Park: The Stick of Truth was not what you’d call an intense role-playing game, considering its light RPG features.
Without question, it was still a piece of warped entertainment, rife with surreal and satirical humour. Gluing it all together was an abundance of inappropriate jokes.
This was probably one of the biggest toilet humour blitzkriegs from the game: a boss battle with a Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus.
It can be found in the South Park abortion clinic. After falling into a pool of goo, it mutates into a horrific abomination out for revenge. Its main attack is to vomit on everything in its way.
Its still-intact umbilical cord can be used as both a powerful whip and a source of health; cut it off if you want to survive this frightening ordeal.
Soon enough, you’ll discover that it’s actually the aborted child of MTV parasite Khloe Kardashian. Should it be mentioned that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone despise MTV with a burning passion?
Just for the record: they do.
The shock and awe does not stop there. If you kick its defeated corpse enough times, you’ll decapitate it, much to the disgust of your allies. Plus, farting on it will get you the achievement/trophy “Too Far.”
A bit ironic, really. Since when did South Park have standards with their humour?