10 Worst Villagers In Animal Crossing: New Horizons

7. Coach

Animal Crossing Barold
Nintendo

There's no way to put this gently - Coach is creepy.

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the Jock villagers in general, as their constant talk of working out their "huge muscles" gets old fast. The personality type can work if the villager is charmingly plump, like Roald or Dom for instance, but for the most part, Jocks are just a bother.

And Coach is the worst of the bunch.

To start... can't you just smell him from here? He clearly doesn't bathe himself properly, as evidenced by his constant talk of sweating through his clothing. And secondly, he reminds me of that Phys. Ed. teacher that we all had. You know, the one who constantly did suspect things.

Which reminds me - since he brings to mind old PE teachers, add "coffee breath" to the list of smells that likely emanate from him.

Finally, the stubble. Oh, God, the stubble. Why does any villager have stubble? And why does he call me "stubble"? Beards are pretty popular nowadays, but you don't see bearded folks calling other people "beard," now do you? No, you don't. Because it's dumb. Coach is dumb.

Which is probably why he sleeps on a bed that you'd find in a trainer's room.

Contributor

He/him/his. Born in 1992. Lifetime native of Massachusetts. Part-time columnist. Aspiring actor/singer. Black Belt. Twitch Affiliate. Drinks iced coffee all year round. Loves pro-wrestling and MMA.