9. Angry Birds: Star Wars
Yup, there's an Angry Birds game on Xbox One, and no it's not only a few measly coins to buy like the exact same version is on mobile. Instead, the Xbox One version of a 2D mobile game - that's still free on Android - is on the store right now for £35.19 in the UK, and $49.99 in the US. Now come on, that's crazy. The game itself is serviceable Angry Birds (provided you're playing with a controller); you twang the slingshot and fire an array of Lucas-themed creatures into physics-dependant obstacles, the goal being to destroy the evil pigs inside. Where it really gets messed up is using the Kinect to control the experience, which gives you a series of voice commands or motion-gestures to command the events on screen. Honestly though, you've not had a pure "What the hell am I doing with my life?" realisation until you've tried to operate an Angry Birds slingshot by correctly enunciating (and excitedly saying) the word "Launch!" Terrible.