7. Assassins Creed Franchise
Ill be honest I never really got the hype surrounding the Assassins Creed games. To me they all came across as tarted-up tech demos, showcasing some (admittedly impressive) parkour physics, while never putting them to much use. Theres no accounting for taste, but what cant be denied is the consistently repellent narrative that ties these titles together. Honestly, I couldnt pick the worst Assassins Creed story, every game is so littered with plot-holes, contrivances and needlessly convoluted technobabble that Im just going to take the franchise as a whole and run through some of its dumber moments. Aside from the lumpen Sci-Fi twist (that was ruined in promotional material for the first game) we have a super-powered Pope, time-bending alien deities, a Native American assassin who manages to stroll past every major historical figure from the war of Independence and nowpirates? Just take your pick, its all pretty stupid.