15 Dumbest Video Game Character Names Of All Time

9. Jet Brody (Fracture)

The absolute mecha of brommandos that emerged following Gears of War's initial success, Fracture admittedly had quite a cool premise at its core - that of raising and lowering the environment itself to create cover - but that fine line I mentioned in the intro between 'so bad it's good' and 'just dumb'?

That's Jet Brody, a man as bland as a ready salted Graham crackers, as forgettable as a Kinect-controlled indie project, and as by-the-numbers as every annual Call of Duty release.