15 Video Games Made To Sell You Products
4. I Love You, Colonel Sanders! - KFC
We live in an age where companies pretend to be your "wacky" friend. In reality they're multi-million to multi-billion dollar corporations that only view you as more money to throw onto the pile that they sit on as they commit numerous human rights violations.
Dude, no matter how much you defend Wendy's on Twitter she’s never going to fall in love with you.
With this "omg look how random that company is being" age, of course we were going to get an ironic dating simulator starring one of their mascots eventually.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! is just that. You go to a culinary school with a corgi teacher - how random. Here you have to impress Colonel Sanders as a cook... and a lover.
The fact that the real-life Colonel Sanders once shot a rival, was a serial sexual harasser and misogynist, and an all-around terrible person, makes a dating simulator dedicated to falling in love with the man all the weirder.
This isn't even the only weird KFC stunt, they also released a short film called "A Recipe for Seduction" where the colonel is once again portrayed as some romantic man. In reality, he cheated on his wife.
How romantic.