15 Video Games That Mock You For Playing On Easy Mode

14. Wolfenstein: The New Order

Wolfenstein: The New Order
Bethesda Softworks

On the difficulty selection screen in Wolfenstein: The New Order, you have yourself a handful of difficulty options. The easiest of these modes are called "Please don't hurt me" and "Can I play, Daddy?", the latter of which actually depicting an image of protagonist B.J. Blazkowicz sucking on a pacifier and wearing a baby's bonnet. How cute.

This was actually a carry over from Wolfenstein 3D which did something very similar back in 1992, which actually means that Wolfenstein has been making you feel like a worthless baby for over twenty years. How wonderfully emasculating.


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