13. 'Boosting Morale' By Punching Your Fellow Soldiers In The Face
Fighting against nuclear war and Skull Face really takes a toll on a soldier's morale. You've got the great leader, you've got the resources to combat these intimidating forces, but your morale is still flatlining. Well, seeing your head honcho Big Boss should cheer you up, right? Even better, what if you see BB AND he punches you in the face? Too good to be true, right? Wrong! just ask good old Big Boss to "spar with you," and he will proceed to beat the crap out of you until you feel better! "What if he punches me and I DIDN'T ask to spar with him?" Well, then you raise your hand to salute Boss for taking the time to teach you a lesson about proper CQC. It's a win-win situation as anybody watching will also feel a ton better, regardless. Isn't being a Mother Base soldier a dream job?