Yeah, you guessed it, it's another Uwe Boll film! House Of The Dead is so bad, even by B-movie standards, that laughter is the only emotion one can muster in reaction to this god-awful excuse for a teen horror film.
Joe is a freelance games journalist who, while not spending every waking minute selling himself to websites around the world, spends his free time writing. Most of it makes no sense, but when it does, he treats each article as if it were his Magnum Opus - with varying results.