20 Biggest WTF Moments In GTA History

8. The Police Station Dildo

GTA Dildo
Rockstar Games

Staying with GTA: San Andreas, we'll turn our attention to another unconventional weapon that the game introduced to the series: the massive purple dildo. The inclusion of this fairly useless was a hilarious shock in itself, but it's the hidden location of one that really takes the cake.

If you take CJ to Pershing Square and enter the LSPD headquarters there, you can make your way to the staff showers and find one left, spinning in all its fluorescent glory. Of course, this then begs the question of just what it's purpose is.

Rockstar's depiction of the police forces in the series has regularly been fairly unsavoury, and this represents one of the most obvious digs they've made over the years. Prepare to get violated by the large purple dildo of the law, folks!

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