20 Problems Only Football Manager Fans Will Understand

17. Having To Explain Why You Have This Encyclopaedic Knowledge Of Otherwise Unheard Of Wonderkids

"I hear Manchester United are looking to buy Jurgen Mysterysen in the summer?" "Would be a great move. He's got the passing vision to really sort out that midfield, he's quick, he's agile, and in about 8 or 9 years he'll be one of the league's real leaders." "How can you possibly know that? He's 15 years old and hasn't played a game outside the Norwegian youth league..." "Erm..."