12. Having More Gold Then Youll Ever Need, Yet Still Scouring Every Urn For 3 Coins Which May Or May Not Be There
Its physically impossible to resist running past a selection of urns without looting: even if theyre empty, we simply cant help ourselves. The same goes for pretty much anything we can pick up - we'll break our necks before we dart past a wildflower patch without grabbing 'em. The only exception is wooden bowls - which you'll pick up EVERY TIME without intending to.
11. Going On A Killing Spree And Accidentally Saving The Game
"Wait! I know you..." After a tough day at work, sometimes all you need is a murderous rampage on Skyrim to make it all better. Virtual massacres are the stress relief they don't tell you about at the doctors, and boy do they work... all up until the point you fumble onto that Save button rather than the Load. Hello, Prison.
10. When Your Horse Jumps Into Battle To Help You Fight And Dies
You cant help but feel a little attached to your first horse, so when your valiant steed jumps in to tackle an enemy - it can all become a little emotional. Not to mention thats 1000 in gold down the shoot. Then you acquire Shadowmere, and things get personal (that is, if he hasn't gone missing yet). Keep those damn arrows away from thy steed, bitches.
9. Realising Your Hoarding Obsession Is Getting Out Of Control
Skyrim hoarding is a debilitating disease. Piling as many inanimate objects as possible on the floor of your home and accumulating the entirety of your gems and gold ingots in the cellar: it can all get very Smaug-ish. Its when you start getting naked, oiling yourself up and writhing through it all though, that you need to start worrying. A word of advice: if you try stacking stuff immediately after dropping, it wont stay there the next time you load in, instead going right back to the position it was dropped (as you may have already annoyingly discovered) - so once youve dropped something, leave, THEN return to the room and arrange them in your hoarder-esque fashion. Less lag, and easier stacking. Get going, you truly, truly outrageous person.