Minecraft is an absolute phenomenon. In the span of only a few short years, the simplistic looking survival game has become one of the most wildly known games on the planet, with merchandising that rivals Star Wars at its most ridiculous (BB-8 oranges, anyone?). There are spin-off games, toys, books, online video series' and yes, even a movie in the works. Minecraft is more or less everywhere you look these days. And the reason why you're seeing so much Minecraft lately is simple; Microsoft paid a king's ransom of two and a half BILLION dollars for the series, so they aren't going to let it go to waste. To put that into perspective, Disney bought the decades-old money machine that was Star Wars for four billion, not even double what Minecraft sold for, despite being a much older and much larger money-making property. The victims of all this Minecraft overload however, are the parents. There's so much Minecraft stuff out there that anyone not familiar with the series has little chance of getting what their kids actually want, and perhaps less of a chance to understand what they're being told in the process. So, in amongst attempting to understand the advent of digital Lego, here are twenty things every parent has been forced to endure for their Minecraft-obsessed kids.