18. Roman Reigns & Dovahkiin (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)
Ive been saying for a year or more that Roman Reigns isnt a pro wrestler, hes a dragon-riding prince from a cheesy fantasy novel. Ive also talked (endlessly) about the long, labyrinthine storyline where Brock Lesnar was powered up to demonic levels to provide a dragon for Reigns to slay at Wrestlemania 31, so Reigns could get over big as a babyface champion with the WWE crowd. Well, its not just one of my stupid one-liners anymore: the similarity is uncanny between Reigns and the player-character image from Skyrim, the Dovahkiin, or Dragonborn. Dovakiin, of course, hunts and defeats dragons - but there is a part in the game where he rides one too, so nyah. In WWEs storyline, Reigns never actually got to defeat his dragon: but Lesnar will be after his WWE World Heavyweight Championship at this years Royal Rumble. I imagine, theyll have the sense to hold off a genuine confrontation between the two until they can make some money out of it but you never know, this could be his time to Shout.
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